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27 January 2012 @ 12:07 pm
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  • Thu, 12:19: RT @rhodri: Christ, I'm sick of those meerkats. Yeah, it sounds a bit like "market". But I reckon using Morten Harket would sell more ca ...
  • Thu, 12:19: RT @McKelvie: Got halfway to joke about having to sit inside DLT to get to Canary Wharf, realised it was horrific, stopped
  • Thu, 12:21: RT @helenlewis: Just seen Guido's post on @pennyred & @LouiseMensch on Newsnight. Girls, girls, THIS is how to rock a TV studio "look" h ...
  • Thu, 12:22: RT @bengoldacre: have you ever thought "i shld buy a second laptop charger", and then thought "no i need the exercise". and then thought ...
  • Thu, 12:43: “Seven Curses” by June Tabor and the Oyster Band is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/ByZsdzAr #thisismyjam
  • Thu, 13:06: @AndrewRilstone @nickpheas I'd already written that when I remembered Bacharach isn't actually a singer, so that joke doesn't really work.
  • Thu, 13:45: RT @currybet: RT @NickyWoolf: I'm sorry. Look at the PICTURE on this article. I mean, WHAT? http://t.co/VJBJuDQW <- Love the inclusio ...
  • Thu, 14:08: RT @jasonmarkcook: Happy National "Just Pretend You're Having Normal Day" Day. Seen some great work out at the shops, you nutters! You ...
  • Thu, 14:17: @StuartMaconie I used to have work dealings with a man named Denbigh Mudge. I'm still convinced he's thuggish sidekick to a 'Raffles' figure
  • Thu, 15:31: RT @shaver: It's not clear to me how Wikipedia can delete any living human's page for lack of notability when Worf's son has a page.
  • Thu, 15:48: Somebody has stolen all my motivation and replaced it with an urgent desire for cake.
  • Thu, 16:52: I found enough motivation to make some cake. But not enough to go out and buy ingredients for a good cake. Or indeed, do anything useful.
  • Thu, 16:54: Also, the kitchen scales are broken. So it's measured by eye 'rocky road' muffin style fairy cakes.
  • Thu, 16:55: Rocky Road, in this case is defined as some nuttella, almond butter and a half a bag of marshmallows.
  • Thu, 16:55: This will definitely end well.
  • Thu, 17:44: Now let us never speak of this again. http://t.co/OT2pqMth
  • Thu, 19:41: Does anyone else have this month's FT? Am I just in a mood, or is it more of an endless parade of cuntery than usual?
  • Thu, 19:41: Mainly the letters and reviews.
  • Thu, 20:46: Every time I see #earthflight I think it says #timeflight
  • Thu, 20:47: In other news, can I have some throwaway sympathy for a proper full on Real Life Drama that I'm suddenly in the middle of please, twitter?